This guy has such strength in his convictions that he espouses them from behind a burner account he created today. 

Had dealings with Lamey long ago, in another life. Not a terrible guy, but not a good guy, either. Would classify this as “Very old man loses filter” rather than “virulent racist finally exposed,” but this doesn’t feel like that big an injustice. 

Jesus, how does a human get that fucking fat? 

Does the line stop moving when a home run is hit?
Has anyone who has just hit a home run ever been left on base?

And which team do you suppose has led the majors in doubles in five of the last eight years (and currently leads this year)? 

Skynet became self-aware at 2:15 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29, 1997.

Symbols > citizens.

Apparently. 

No matter how many fucking times you tell these redneck simpletons that it’s not about veterans and not about the flag and not about people who died in wars, they simply refuse to get it. 

As a Buc fan since ‘76, I can tell you almost all of this is true.

Except for the idea that the only people who believe Winston is worth the trouble work in the front office. There are a shit-ton of drunk redneck fucks (go figure) who are either huge Buc fans or Florida State fans or both who defend him to the end.

As the Times said this morning, they didn’t trade the Chris Archer of 2015. They traded the Chris Archer of 2018, who was nowhere near the Chris Archer of 2015.

The hamstring changed everything, I think. Had he not pulled it, they’d have been able to deal him for much more. As it was, they were going to get zippity-doo-dah come year’s end (unless they extended a qualifying offer, which is dicey), and I’m guessing the market for him dried up once people realized he wasn’t…

You’re leaving out one critical detail:

Jameis Winston is as dumb as a fucking brick. 

I could be mis-remembering this, but I believe Tim Tebow took exactly two courses his final semester at Florida, and one of them was ballroom dancing or something. 

Nah, they just want non-white people, women, gays, non-Christians and the disabled to eat as much shit as possible and if voting against their own self-interest gets that done, so be it. 

I always love how fans quaintly believe (or want you to) that they’d never ever hold out, that they’d just be thrilled to get paid to play, that they’d sign every autograph and grant every interview request and go to kids’ hospitals and they’d never be like that guy who dared try to get as much as he can when he can,…

Let me get this straight: you have more pitchers than ever, you’re leaving yourselves with short benches because you just have to have a guy whose entire job description is to throw five to seven pitches to one lefthanded guy, and you STILL have to use your secondbaseman to pitch? Fuck baseball. 

She’s really sorry for the part she played in this, you guys. 

I mean...it’s not like he knelt during the national anthem or chose to sign with another team as a free agent. Those are unforgivable acts.

The very shorthand of “anthem protest” tilts the discussion in a counterproductive way.

It’s too late to put this toothpaste back in the tube, but these are protests against injustice. 

Why, yes, yes the things you say and do actually do reflect your beliefs and values. That’s true for all of us - the good and the bad. It’s a cop-out to pretend otherwise. 

As a result, Tom Brady has been suspended for two games.