This is what separates baseball fans from other fans. Baseball fans make Supreme Court references. An NFL fan would puke on the back of the guy in front of him and then punch the guy’s girlfriend. It’s a subtle difference, but it’s there, if you look closely.

My pro tip is to wait until late May to attend Chicago baseball

This makes me sad because it’s a great place to watch a game. It’s not interesting at all but it’s super comfortable and fun.

I have a lot of family in Pueblo and Springs. FUN FACT: they’ve been in America since before there was an America. They were in Taos when it was still New Spain. Mexico declared independence, then 50 years later, America coalesced around them.

Quite. And to be even fairer, a good portion of people in this country don’t know fuck-all about anything.

Indiana may have been a union state but they were the state no one else talked to because they were and are racist as fuck, dumber than a bag of hammers and their mother dressed them funny.

I did a learn-to-curl weekend, more than just the standard throw one stone and sweep one time open house that clubs do. First day they said “now you should stretch”. Second day they told us “so now you know what to stretch, right?” It’s crazy brutal on very specific and underused muscle groups.

If Bolton has his way it’ll be the US v. Literally Everyone Else

they’ve been replaced by the ugly polo and bad haircuts of ECONOMIC ANXIETY

+1 Those weird Bike brand shorts that all coaches wore back in the day

If he does have a picture it's probably on microfilm.

Yeah, a framed printout of a digital ticket that is 70% ads and 5% barcode is definitely the same thing as having a physical ticket as a souvenir.  Sure thing. 

What was “The Kinja Caffeine Spider” doing “victim blaming in the AV Club comments”?

Having other people do nearly all of the work and taking a cut on the grounds you’re a “job creator.”

I *did* grow up watching him play.

Shook it off no problem. He’s a hockey announcer.

College football coaches really are THE WORST fucking people. Good grief. 

Liberty University: When Baylor is too PC and liberal for your brand of success

Right? Who would ever believe a New England Patriot is capable of murder?

Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.