All right, but still.....

Remember when Adam Ant sang, “Two weeks and you’re an all-time legend?” This guy might actually pull it off. I’m honestly interested to see where this goes with this fucking guy.

“We don’t watch MLS because it sucks.”

I don’t know. But Price is certainly earning that reputation.

He’s leading an upstanding life? Since when?

In doubleheaders, I think.

As Carolla or Kimmel once said, I’d rather stuff M-80s up my ass and squat over a lit hibachi.

Former adjunct at one of the country’s biggest schools here. I’d have not really given a fuck if they’d just appreciated us, since we were doing the bulk of the actual teaching on campus. I just wanted to connect with students and try to make a little bit of a difference if I could.

As long as they don’t run any more incessant commercials, they can do whatever the fuck they want, as far as I’m concerned.

Going to guess he took that lucrative offer to go into the barn-raising business.

This is underrated.

It’s apparently Shawn Windsor, not Steve Windsor.

Said the guy in the third row, “Hey, this isn’t rocket science!”

A stern shake of the head is about all Paul Ryan can muster.

Seatbelt buckle, looks like.

Offside call, not offsides call.

RT @RealDonaldTrump: “LEAKERS!”

Price used to be a remarkable pitcher and (by all accounts) a decent guy to be around. He’s been really angry the last few years, though. He went at the media in Florida, which is about as soft as it gets, toward the end of his stay with the Rays. (I have no idea if anything happened in Detroit or Toronto.)

They should learn about “Murderer’s Row.”

Which refers to both the 1927 Yankees and where Remy’s son lives.

We certainly need first-century solutions to 21st-century problems. That sounds about right.