“It is a minority party; a coalition of the rich and the old, furiously exploiting every advantage—an endless supply of robber baron money, nakedly racist gerrymandering and redistricting, the purposefully undemocratic nature of our electoral systems, mass incarceration and disenfranchisement, outright voter…

“Jamoke” is such a great word.

Indiana White Expo.

But Toronto in January makes perfect sense.

Because footbawwwwwwwwwww.

You know the Brewers won the division in 2011, right?

Tell you what, idiot Trumpettes: we’ll stop talking about him for a week if you all will just learn how to use the fucking English language correctly, you goddamned mooks.

“...the MLB?” Who says that?

They’re such a fun team.

All these things. People who grew up with passers hitting 65% of their throws for 8 yards an attempt tend to under-rate Namath and it’s chic for the kids today to look at the interceptions and say “Man, he sucked.”

Remember when airlines were in a world of hurt, financially?

Jesus, just fuck this guy.

Difference being, of course, that Tom Landry actually won things.

That kind of conduct could cause a player to drop five or ten draft slots.

“Pics or it didn’t happen.” —- David Caldwell

J. V. Cain.

Poop story: Many years ago I had occasion to go to Europe for work. 24-year-old, American fast-food-eating me was not at all prepared for the differences in food in this particular Iron Curtain country, so halfway through the trip, I stopped having solid shits. I had shits, mind you, but nothing was solid.

“I didn’t even know 2028 was an election year till I read your article.”

Bullet trains would be awesome. In a smaller country with more stretches of very flat land between desirable destinations, one that hadn’t hitched its wagon to the interstate highway system decades ago.

It’s really expensive to do it now, though it would be great.

49er fans will be burning his jersey, then?