“There is a different pride for fans and players in knowing that the players on the field are reaching new heights (theoretically, of course) as a result of growth in the country and further development of our youth systems rather than just that we found some folks who technically qualify.”

Taking an SAT prep course?

Wouldn’t it be easier to just blame the black guy?

Quarterbacks today rarely get touched, in part, because the league recognizes there aren’t 32 of them worth paying to watch and it’s in the best interests of all concerned not to have their careers ended at 34 like Aikman’s was. That’s just good business.

Can’t argue with reasoning like that, folks. Enjoy getting fucked over by the guy you thought was going to make things great again, jackweed.

The financing for said desired hockey arena doesn’t actually exist just yet, so to say “they’re getting” a new arena is premature.

And the arena the Coyotes play in now opened in late 2003, not quite six years after what was then Bank One Ballpark.

2/3 of the population of the state lives in Maricopa County. You’re not going to move to Tucson by any means. Any other municipality within the Phoenix metro is going to be in Maricopa County, so good luck. None of the other collar communities are going to pony up for a ballpark.

They’re humans. They take some things for granted.

Jurgensen, Unitas, Dawson, Blanda, Favre and Moon are the only Hall of Fame quarterbacks whose final NFL start came after the age of 39.

California’s not a state, then? Californians aren’t Americans?

Most of the emails are dated after he could not have won the nomination.

TL;DR: “We’re fucking stupid.”

One guy admits he believes Pizzagate. Jesus Fucking Christ on a Popsicle Stick.

You can only pull this off with the second half inbounds, probably. It’s kind of like getting your luggage at the airport: no one knows which carousel their bag is on, they take their cues from people they recognize from the plane. The inbounding team has to have its forwards and center set up under the “wrong” basket…

It was 8-2 on April 23, 2012.

Surely they have the wrong Adam Jones. Common name. It happens.

Seems like her name should be Martinette, not Ann.

Annnnnnnnd, no 49er fans burned his jersey.

If you never had the pleasure of seeing this jagov on Channel 40 in Sarasota back in the day....well, you were lucky. He was the worst local TV sportscaster I ever saw. About what you’d expect from this and from his one shot at doing regular-season NFL play-by-play. Douche.

Can I not respect her because she’s a dumb, disingenuous c-word who is enabling someone who might get us all killed?