Up to 95% of the victims of global terror are Muslims - an often overlooked statistic when right-wing blowhards begin talking about the critical dangers they face in Des Moines or Texarkana.

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I can only assume you’re talking about the bull, and not the idiot who decided to fuck with the bull in an enclosed space.

Oof

Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

“You don’t tell Alan to DO anything! This is Porter House!”

Rocket to Russia is the Ramones best album. I will knife-fight anyone who disagrees.

Trick question: There is no crowd in attendance at Reds home games.

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

1. Mr.

“Your thoughts — even medically they’re knowing now — the mind is a battlefield and that’s why I wrote that book Train Your Brain because the mind is, it’s all in the Bible.”

big idiot’s beef

So you definitely weren’t biased in your opinion at all! Also what is Bumgarner going to do. He just talks and starts shit with people and then walks away. He’s so tough!

I had the privilege of working at The National, the ill-fated sports daily helmed by Frank Deford, from 1989 to 1991. I was right out of college, an editorial assistant, tasked with doing research (imagine a library with all the teams media guides and Sporting News annuals) and taking phone calls from writers whose…

Is this that guy that Garth Brooks pretended to be on that one album?

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I’ve had a crush on Chris Cornell since I was 12.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”