I’m confused as to how people who expect me to get up at 7 in the morning to stand on the side of the road, watching thousands of strangers run by at a moderate pace, just so I can wave at them or hold a sign for a couple seconds, need to decide if they want to be a selfish bastard.

Nice try, “Sarah Barker”, but I know a Stephen A Smith rant when I read one.

Not trying to make it about me

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

“Thus I’ve proved once an for all, beyond a shadow of a doubt, with 100% scientifically proven accuracy, that yes, Yoenis Cespedes is more likely to hit a home run than Wilmer Flores.”

Oh come on, everyone loves BBC

This year’s Easter Bunny be like..........................................^

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

She should Sioux!

Pssh, what would you name your character in a tennis game, Jack Sock?

In response to the loss, the Kansas AD suspended the women’s team.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Obviously with an uninformed opinion like that you must not be a mother. ;p

Way to focus too much on this loss and not the win against quality teams like UNC-Greensboro.

“Martin had a good gig at Cal, but $21 million, seven years of job security, and a chance to move back to Missouri are all perfectly good reasons to go.”

And your not getting it makes it that much more apt

Excellent burn. Why would a St. Louis sportswriter ever in the whole world write bad things about a player on the rival Cubs?