I can’t believe John didn’t counter with some variation of “Super Bowl XLVII. Don’t you remember? You were there.”

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

I think it needs an hour. 15 minutes per region (including analysis), including commercials.

No, in fact I am a well-respected filmmaker. In fact, I once did a documentary on online trolls.

You’d probably hate it, though, bc it doesn’t paint you in a good light.

I live in the Kansas City area, and my house is less than a block from State Line Road. I can either go to a good grocery store (Kansas side) and have to make a second stop at the liquor store OR go to a store that smells like rotten milk and meth (Missouri!) but sells booze.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

Gotta love spite  white voters.

Also tell batters that they don’t need to take 30 seconds to restrap batting gloves between each and every swing. It’s fucking ludicrous.

This is literally the same game teams played in 2:30 for decades. Tell the Red Sox to stay in the box, tell Julio Urias he does not get to throw one pitch a minute, and — make this a rule, please — tell Gary Sanchez that his green-as-turtle-shit catching ass does not need to make eight trips to the mound in a…

You sound upset about something small from many years ago.

The weather also sucks and the Cardinals are assholes.

How about a twenty second clock, Pitcher can’t get it off in 20 sec it’s a ball, hitter cant’s get in the box in 20, it’s a strike

This is such a dumb idea. How many people, exactly, are like “Hey, I would watch baseball but the intentional walks take forever?” I wager it’s none. But this is exactly how you piss off baseball fans, shit like this. Manfred is a dunce.

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

They don’t even have the best BBQ in Missouri

Fuck sake, man, they have a Spaghetti Factory RIGHT DOWNTOWN!