I did the same with with Ben Fold Five’s first album and Resident Evil: the Director’s Cut. It was a weird connection and listening to Jackson Cannery still kinda give me the heebie jeebies.

I never thought of Old Rose as a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but here we are. 

This is my answer, too. Which seems absurd considering all that they’ve done, but I had to look away in the theater. 

The paper cuts. Sides of the mouth. Webbing of fingers and toes. I feel faint typing this. 

What a shirt head.

I did the same. It gives me Nuggets. And Niggets, which is either my phone saying Nuggets with a Kiwi accent or desperately trying to stop me from typing racist things. Like, here’s a nonsense word, don’t do it. 

It’s hard for me, an evil white man, to get too worked up over this, because I agree with his premise: we do need white people to help dismantle white supremacy. It’s the reason why that I disagree with. I understand why others are criticizing him, but is he that far off the mark?

THE WONDER YEARS. MAKE ME CRY JOE COCKER

I was very excited/confused until I realized that it did not, in fact, say DAN Savage.

Me, about to do Paradise by the Dashboard Light: Hold my beer.

Within the last two years I realized that in Alice Childress they are singing “An arranged marriage is not so good.”

I don’t know what I thought it was, I never had a guess. The rest of the words are so easy to hear that it drove me crazy that I couldn’t figure that part out and would just sing along with some…

So excited to see the Best Fans in Baseball explain why this is “The Right Way” to play. 

Torgo?

Regarding fans saying “we.”

Is this more or less absurd than Tyler Perry trying to trademark “What Would Jesus Do”?

The fact that the Orioles have given up as many home runs to Torres as the rest of the league is bonkers. 

Yes. How can they be this awful with such a nice park? 

The video skips over the 21st run. Right?

I get the sense that Tony Reali had a lot to do with the show moving to offering a broader range of perspectives and voices and talking about issues related to sports but that real world consequences. 

Does anyone else remember that webcomic where someone told about how their mom who had MS got into Animal Crossing? I’m not going to look it up because I don’t need to turn into a puddle of tears right now.