What if this episode is just a ruse by BIG BOOK to sell more copies of whatever the last book will be called when George finally starts writing and then finishes it? Give the show an anticlimactic ending, so George can announce, “That is not what I had in mind, the books will end differently.” Now we’re all plopping…

As a Royals fan, I hope that Tim Anderson hits only home runs against KC and bat flips them into oblivion. 

Why wouldn’t the Mets give themselves more travel/prep time by scheduling their home opener later in the day?

How do the Rays have concession lines that need to be sped up? Their identity as a franchise is Team That can’t Draw Fans No Matter How Good They Are. I thought no one went to the game. 

I would like for him to transfer to Kansas. Obviously, after sitting out a year. You can’t let these young men have too much agency. Makes them uppity. 

I was very indifferent towards Barstool Sports. That was until they came for Miel. She is a treasure and fuck Bartstool to infinity. 

I need some clarification, because it is unclear from the video. Is he ugly? 

I hope I live to see the day when a prospect is expecting a question like this and responds by fucking with the person asking it.

I just came here to say MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER SHADOWS!

I heard Fit but You Know It by The Streets because of FIFA!

I love the song Indianapolis by The Bottlerockets. When I was in high school in Lawrence, KS, KU still had its annual free concert, Day on the Hill. I went by myself one year. I saw Two Player Option (who did the King of the Hill theme). While going to the different tables goving out free shit, I grabbed a sampler CD…

Matt Sharp would never have let this happen. 

Why didn’t they do My Evaline?

The lead singer from The Verve has really fallen on hard times. 

“Everyone else gets laid”

Natalie Portman

Seems like more a threat than anything. 

Move em to Portland! I needs baseball. 

This song sucks. Humbug

Fuck Ward 2