His parents. You need to punch his parents. 

Last name Missouri?

What about Eleanore Rigby? You’re in a Beatles song!

Dennis fromIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Because he’s not Dennis the Menace. But in a way.

You do look like about 58 different linemen. 

I was once like you (15 minutes ago) thinking that the “Maverick” label was a cheap branding ploy. Until I read this on FiveThirtyEight and came to the shocking realization that he was MAVERICKISH at times.

You know, this also applies to your original comment. 

There’s a real person named Brogan?

Where’s that Mina Kimes gif when you need it?

1957? The Big Hurt played for a lot longer than I realized.

I am a very casual NBA observer, but I frequently watch Sports Nation and ESPN’s afternoon line-up, so I am pretty aware of the league. I don’t know who Devin Booker is. That alone makes me think he should not be getting a max deal. I look forward to 4 years from now when I’m reading trade articles about Devin…

+ 5 times that are a’changing. 

+ 5 times that are a’changing. 

I loved the week of stories covering Osama bin Laden rising from the ocean and terrorizing the east coast.

Their original programming is...fine (taken overall. some is great some is not). What annoys me is the lack of good unoriginal stuff. Amazon prime is where I have to go to for that. If I want to watch The Big Bird Cage and Can’t Buy Me Love (and I do) I have to head to AP. A friend of mine has obstinately held onto…

My dog is an Iraqi vetran with PTSD. 

No. It’s inexplicable. You’ll just have to miss out. 

I had heard that the fans might change the chant to “Ehhh...Putin!” Which I would love.

I live in DC and going out on a weekend (to most places) is a fucking nightmare. Loud, crowded, expensive bars are not worth it. If I go out, I do it early on a weekday. I imagine most cities are worse.

How is sending dumbass emails that people have to ignore “ruining luxury hotels”? They’re being annoying and delusional, but nothing is ruined.