You are ignoring the biggest downside: LeBron to Boston means that Bill Simmons has LeBron on his favorite team.

Love the pitcher pointing to the ball.

TWO KARTERS?!?!

Then why is Lebron acting like he jist heard the news. That’s weird that knew and has the “Oh, Wow” response. 

What else would you call the central part of the US other than the Midwest?

Also this gentleman.

I hope he told them to get fucked?

DICK BUTTON?!?! A gift from the gods.

He’s no Rollo Fingers. Am I doing this right?

“I ain’t heard someone use win-loss record as an indicator of pitcher effectiveness since aught four.” - Old Timey Baseball/Gold Prospector

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Why was there no flag for helmet to helmet?

I originally read the opening as “Fox News butthole...”

“Bear witness”. Really?

Always embarrassing when your parents pull you out of school.

Why did MLS not want the beer named Deuce Juice? Other than the fact that it’s a disgusting name.

A doag needs a name.

That TLDR was still 1/3 the length of the original.

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