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Do we know what Rand was wearing at the time?

The brother in-law ordering is the creepiest detail. Does he consult with everyone and then acts as spokesman? It sounds like he decides what they all eat. This is a cult.

JUNIOR MINTS?!

Shout out to learning to get a manual up that hill at 19th and Iowa in Lawrence.

How was he not down?

Trader Joe’s. Always.

Most R-words fans are from the area. The transplants don’t care.

Why would the catcher celebrate a homerun?

The Big Bang Theory. I will always stop to hear the song. The show makes me feel dead inside.

Congratulations on the Onion quality headline.

Agreed. I want British shit, not Star Trek Next Gen.

I hope that is the real reason, because it’s dumb as balls. “We need to use your team as a practice for the playoffs, and they’re out here having fun for fun’s sake.”

You know how it is, when you’re frustrated and angry and you start typing racial slurs?

Why did he write Dave Justice and not David Justice?

Thank all of the gods that the World Series won’t bleed into November

NO ONE TALK ABOUT IT! IT’S TOO SOON! TOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOON!

That dog is super chill. Isn’t even phased by flying towards the camera. A jive ass human would have been all OOOOH FUCK BRO

I agree. The joke about not seeing the movie with female leads gives it away, because that’s clearly something Fey thinks we should do. She’s being ironic.

These guys must really not want to talk about baseball.