dennyxmas
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dennyxmas

My in-laws are Mexican and for them it’s rude to not say hello and goodbye to every individual at a gathering, no matter how well you know them or how little you interacted with them. I hate it. I’m used to being able to do one general goodbye to the room.

Was it a ball or did it cross the plate?

It went over their head like a Michael Bennet pass.

No, that was way too subtle to be Simmons.

That guy looks like a face drawn on a balloon.

New favorite player.

Another opinion: Service industry workers should be paid enough by their employers so tipping isn’t required for the workers to make enough money.

I’ve heard stories about boys in middle school giving each other friendys (friendies?) and it just sounds weird.

Bomani and Pablo on First Take was like Christmas in July.

Wouldn’t those people have watched only fewer 49ers games? Anyone who doesn’t watch Packers-Bears because Kaep is kneeling during the anthem in a different game is a dipshit whose opinion should be taken with many grains of salt.

“Say no more fam” is beautiful writing. It conjures the image of an old timey barber (with the puffy sleeves and the armband) who time traveled to 2017.

I feel like writing a letter to a stranger is kind of a tall task. You’re bound to cast about for anything interesting, because you don’t know what common ground you share. If you’re dad played in the NBA, that’s probably going to be interesting for the recipient.

Has anyone ponted out that Scottie Pippen never asked for a trade? Can I be that guy?!

Yeah, but it was for their mom.

This is exactly why you wear flip flops in the shower. Not to get jerked off, but in case the last team did.

Yeah. Jeets

Exactly. July 4, 1776 was over 200 years ago. Do we really need to keep having parades for it?

I guess he got a little too...
(Insert that sunglasses thingy)
Lax on the play.

Well this is a sports website, so it makes sense that they would report on this from a sports angle.

“But what if the technology doesn’t work?” - Tim Marchman