Illuminati

When you slide to the side of the bag to make contact with the fielder, you don’t have a leg to stand on in this argument. I DID A PUN!

So is McEnroe not allowed to answer questions about Serena anymore? Is that what she’s saying?

How dare you make me read that with my own eyes.

How many times do you think Lavar asked about going up in stage when Lonzo was picked?

Tanaka plays outfield. He wouldn’t have a no-hitter.

Yeah, but like, obey the law more than that.

Yeah bit it’s written in that old timey Shakespeare language, so you can’t tell who is banging who.

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Terrorists hate Texarkana’s freedom.

Rage on against the dying of the light.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BULLFIGHTERS?!

What in the hell are the Orioles wearing?

Erotic photo hunt.

I watched the Lakers/Celtics 30 for 30 and it made me wonder who is the current best ugly NBA player. Pre 90s NBA was a smorgasbord of Dad-Bod.

Right, that fascination is particular to the left.

We all know that Trump had nothing to do with that statement being written. Hashtag: Uncharacteristic coherence

Well done

When Porter worked softball games he was always flogging Molly

I can’t pick between Rocket to Russia, Road to Ruin, and Leave Home.