Seems like he would do better playing for Oakland.

Team trainers also report that immediately after hearing the snap, the jukebox began playing and the Polasky twins became suddenly randy.

I once saw a wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait.

Anybody here watch ESPN Classic? I saw a baseball game on there. The guy hit a foul ball. Fuckin’ classic, man.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to as well.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

That Baltimore would rank under Pittsburgh in this list is an affront to everything I know to be right and true.

between this and Tyler Summitt’s inappropriate relationship in Louisiana, it’s not been a good day for Southern Misses

I look forward to Southern Miss getting the death penalty for this while UNC, in which the institution itself created a sham major that served 1000's of athletes over two decades, gets a $500 fine and one year probation.

#BlackTopMatters

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As long as its not this Turtle.

Oh, that shouldn’t even be a question. Red Sox fans can make ANYTHING worse.

Honest question: Should Bonds actually play for the Marlins this year (and omg yes he def should), would that reset his retirement clock back to zero for HOF voting? He’s only got a few years left and if he were to get it back to zero, in five years for his second “first vote” some more of the old hag writers would…

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

Bro, you are so stupid

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

You come here with your facts, Don’t you know this is Deadspin.

U-23s were without Brooks, Yedlin, Wood, Zelalem, and Pulisic. Our U-20s just beat Colombia last year in the U-20 World Cup when we lost in PKs to the champions in the next round. Is our younger talent not all that great right now at certain levels? Sure. But even some of the best countries in the world don’t have…

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.