Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

My brackets follow an almost perfect pattern. 12-4 Thursday, with no real damage. 9-7 Friday with two really bad losses. Really grim Saturday. Apocalyptic Sunday. Every year. Exact same results. Trust me, I would have gotten completely fucked over. Last year I did double my money for having the worst bracket, so...yay?

It looks like a convenience store logo.

Jay-Z clearly has 100 problems now.

Can you imagine what Cousins would be like if he was losing AND was cold all the time?

We talk plenty about how the Wolves drafted both Ricky Rubio and Jonny Flynn directly in front of Stephen Curry. I feel we often give short shrift to that the very next year they drafted Wesley Johnson directly in front of DeMarcus Cousins.

Why is arguing with the refs a technical foul in the first place? Physical contact with the ref? Absolutely. Delay of game due to continued jawing? Sure. But the NBA shouldn’t be in the business of protecting the egos of refs. It just doesn’t make sense.

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

Conference tournies are bullshit. Its insane that you can be the worst team all year long get hot one week and win the conference. Doubly shitty if you are one-bid conference such as the MAC or something

That was the make-up tech, and she and JWill have clearly smashed.

“You’re doing it wrong — we don’t even have to go through all that trouble of hiding revenue from players.”

WRONG! I have a soulmate and no one can tell me any different.

Wait, which part of the goat fucking article do you find absurd?

Somehow, this makes you the resident Yankee fan:

An untalented point guard getting way more playing time than he deserves because his father’s the coach? Must be a college thing. Would never happen in the NBA.

Cookie Monster ain’t so tough.

“for now a replacement sliver of wood is glued and guarded by garbage cans”

Reassuring words if ever I heard them

[Drake immediately buys Jordan Kilganon hat, jersey, pants, shoes]

hmmm? Thanks a lot Obama.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!