Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

Bills fans still wear AFC Champion shirts.

remember: we’re judging from our own lazy-asshole point of view, not from that of someone who actually wants to be an starting QB or whatever.

eating a french fry sandwich.

poor baby :(((

You’re either stupid or just trying a little too hard to trollbait.

The issue was that the other Gruden that she was listening to was Frank Caliendo.

The Chiefs are the Soda Popinski of the AFC.

Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills

bc the dallas cowboys scream nfc east? dallas and carolina should switch, i dont care about rivalries at all

There would also be one where Hitler is a starting QB, which would be entertaining.

“I’ve heard people talk about how he should play special teams, he should be an H-back, he should be a fullback, to his credit he’s always said no, I’m a quarterback.”

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

This lawsuit is an attack on America. This woman is a traitor and a coward and should be ostracized from society.

He spikes the ball after the catch and never makes a clean transfer to his “opposite” hand. Therefore, it’s a single. Run scores.

Reach out and touch base.

That’s insane, but I still like to frame Vin’s longevity by noting that he started as the play-by-play man for the Brooklyn Dodgers.

This is exactly like when Jeff Feagles was the last active player from Tecmo Super Bowl.