I dreamed a dream in overtime

I like jokes from 2007.

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE WHOLE CONDOM OUT OF SALIVA THEN?!!?!

Hahahahaha! That’s funny.

“Peterson’s son says he deeply regrets the role that he played the night of the incident.”

Barry also conveniently left out the part where the Royals accused Donaldson of stealing signs, and how they’re the fourth team to do that this year. But that, like these HBP stats, doesn’t fit in with the “Royals are to blame for all of baseball’s woes” narrative.

The Royals are still mad that they lost The World Series to a team with one starting pitcher.

how many teams have gone from nobodies to contenders and kept that “aw shucks” humblebot attitude?

The Royals are basically the baseball equivalent of the guy at the bar who runs into you, then screams at you for it and calls you a gay slur.

Rousey also has an impressive Judo career before the started in MMA, she is a medal winner from the 2008 games and has won many A level tournaments without being defeated. She is really dominant in her field and I would love to see her start beating on some dudes. I think she would had Mayweather his ass in a boxing…

I’d rather be knocked out by Rousey.

I had a LaTroy Hawkins card (a rookie or futures card or something) in my first pack of baseball cards. I was like 6. I remember him specifically because I thought his name was cool. I’m about to turn 29. How the fuck is this guy still in the league?

And the $12 parking. God damned ALCS Champs, now I can’t park in the Holiday Inn parking lot for free and not get towed. Thanks a lot Salvy!!

Like something FOX execs would slit their wrists over?

Great, more talent to Lorde over the rest of the division.

Why is Drew such a prude? Nothing wrong with a lunch beer if you decide to head to a restaurant. On the weekend? I’ll start whenever the hell I want. What about football Sunday? I live in the mountain time zone, so I think its perfectly reasonable to crack a beer at 11 a.m. when the games start. What about camping?…

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

That’s badass.

“They call them fingers, but uh, I’ve never seem them fing.”