dennyxmas
Hi, I'm Bob Evil
dennyxmas

The one big problem I have with the tournament, and more specifically the play-in games, is that they still punish the teams that win their conference tournaments by making them play their way into the actual field.

Alls I know is that the city of Pittsburgh better pass out some burnt orange gear, pithy signs and free tickets to the city's destitute because Longhorn fans travel about as well as a anxious Pekingese.

Jason Voorhees didn't show up until the second film; his mother was the original killer.

Oh just wait the amount of pure shit bandwagon Royals fans will be talking this year, still bet it will be 60-70% Cards fans at the K.

Nice work. You've got every zealot Cardinals fan frantically searching Baseball-Reference for scores now.

When you join the Mariners, you get October off.

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years

#NeverForget

I'll be the butt-hurt Kansas fan in the comments. Was it really worthy of standing on the tables like fucking champions? During the court rush, not only were Bill Self and our players getting bumped around but the refs got pretty roughed up themselves.

The Big 12 is so "down" this year, you guys.

I think CP3 is in the wrong business to have a Napoleanic complex.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

Screech was suspended for violating Bayside's strict Zero-Tolerance policy regarding knives on school grounds.

...now, we're a Vikings/Browns/Steelers/Eagles/Raiders/Jaguars/Yankees/Red Sox/Celtics/Lakers family!!

But what would you do if they met in the Super Bowl.

Did you just #sticktosports Prince?

The Sharks hang out at the superbowl because they know the Jets are nowhere around.

Director (to board operator): I said, "The Preds scored, cue the HORN," dumbass.