KC Zoo is the newest Kansas City barbecue joint. Personally, I think Arthur Bryant's makes a better tiger half rack, but I'll give the new place a shot.

We'll always remember the time this tiger was able to stand in Columbus. This tiger, and Greg Oden.

ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.

I can't wait until Russell Wilson gets caught with a prostitute.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

So does the prostitute.

As much as Ken Griffey Jr deserves it, it's a travesty, a fucking TRAVESTY that a great Seattle hitter isn't already in the Hall of Fame. He's never gotten the support he deserves and it's almost criminal if you ask me.

That second question seems redundant.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

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GREAT THANKS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D FUCK HER

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

programs like Nebraska don't understand what they are now. This isn't the fucking 80's anymore where like, 5 teams were on tv every Saturday. Pelini has Nebraska fairly competitive year in year out. Do they really think blue chip, 5 star recruits are lining up to play in the middle of nowhere? No way. Enjoy…

Deadspin Commenter JustinJump Fully Breaks Down Watching T.Y. Hilton Nearly Breaking Down Talking About His Newborn Daughter

I don't know if I'm the only one, but I could not stand all the military jargon being tossed around the broadcast. The Kentucky players are not soldiers, and they certainly aren't going into battle. It's going to be a long season if that is how ESPN is going to cover Kentucky games. /rant

The Big 12 media laughed nervously, as they heard that exact same line from Larry Eustachy many, many times.

i, for one, Buy the notion thAt the nfl can use and Reuse REpeated penaltieS to CUrb thE kind of violence that causes brain daMAge. don't be such a pessimist, miseRAble shiTeHawk. just dO'Nt.