I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Bennett went on to say that he enjoyed his time in Cleveland and thinks it's a beautiful city.

It's almost as if having all of a city's major decisions massively influenced by a body not elected by a single person in said city could go wrong.

He and Barry Bonds have the same hat size.

Anonymous NBA sources:

Hah, thanks. But I tell ya, Baltimore needed this run bad. At a time when even the Ravens FO (normally the best in the NFL) was having its fuck-ups laid bare, you could have a chat with anyone on the bus just by asking "how bout dem O's?" In October. Feels good. I hope we get to raise a flag at the yard again soon.…

The fuck are you talking about? The Royals outfield of Cain/Aoki/Gordon are all individually among the league leaders in defensive metrics and Alex Gordon was 5th in the majors in WAR (ahead of guys like Stanton, Posey, Bautista, Beltre, Miggy, and Jose Abreu) while Lorenzo Cain finished in the top-30 ahead of MVP…

Goddamn. This is just the best.

Dude you have no idea what you're fucking talking about. Because I know I ton of stat heads who were all over this team. Especially considering their defensive metrics.

You know, as a long-suffering Padres fan, I see something like this and it really tugs at the heartstrings. I see a team that's struggled year in and year out for so long. A team that has been a bottom feeder; a small payroll team that has to fight an uphill battle every season, and it finally pays off. It makes me…

I've also had good beers made with corn, though I can't think of a great one;

They forgot "We have a black president so stop bitching"

Automatic assumption that black people don't have jobs. Check

The best argument for the second wild card is that it punishes the first wild card. Win your division or get off my lawn!

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Hey, fuck you for not mentioning the Royals yet.