"Yup...these are my overlords."

I just don't understand why he doesn't put on the ring and walk out of prison, since it makes him invisible.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

Not as hot as your take, broseph.

Business in the front, won't remember his 10th birthday party in the back.

one brand of feminism is telling people how to be a feminist... guess which one is jezebel?

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

So happy for this family.

Dammit! Traded before we got even one update on his shower game...

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Ned Yost hasn't gotten that worked up since his wife forgot to thank him for remembering to put the toilet seat down that one time.

"Can I kick it?" "Not until October 12." - A Tribe Called AFC West.

My sister just nominated me for the ice bucket challenge. Jokes on you, Kelly, my water's been shut off.

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

Just before playoff games, they need to conk Andy Reid out and put him in a suspended animation / VR chamber like in Source Code and make him think he's coaching the team. Meanwhile, actual playcalling would be done by a really smart chicken pecking at a pegboard.

Actual Seahawks fans don't care about the decibel record.... But every idiot you interact w/ on Twitter represents "real Chiefs fans?"

yeah, but you have your own kind of bbq. aren't you people happy with anything?

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.