Well there is this....

An excellent question sir, allow me to explain. As I reference in the first sentence of my comment, I am currently at my place of employment and thus unable to watch the no doubt delightful video embedded in the post above.

Gave her the Ol' Heinrich Maneuver?

Let's not rule anyone out

I've actually thought about that. It's all fucked up usage wise. But I like it anyway. I like that non-fans go to the preview to read another team getting shouted at.

Deadspin's overt racism is a problem as well as the fact that the writers are all closeted homos

i drank my coffee with a hubcap this morning. yeah.

relying on the media he usually avoids

What better way to transition from college ball than to match up against the Sixers.

"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

I also enjoy getting angry about overblown implications of hypothetical situations that do not affect me in any way. Want to start a club?

Only half?

The Heat just lost half of their fans.

Forgiven for the crime of leaving their shitty ass city and shitty ass owner after spending 8 seasons carrying their shitty ass team around on his back without ever even being the team's highest paid player...

Now's the time to be miserable and feel sorry for ourselves

I fucking hate that chant