The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

Pauly D Turned A Blowout Into Something...

6) How many bats do you own? 2

Marlins fans are quite pissed that the Marlins field barely any major leaguers during the regular season.

So... lemme get this straight. Scott Hall is super insensitive for calling Benoit "Dead Man". So much so that it's newsworthy. Yet, the first linked article is Deadspin's "Dead Wrestler of the Week: Chris Benoit!" Umm..

I was going to post this, but I had a mouth full of peanut butter.

By which you obviously mean that Kaling is selfish and evil while Dunham represents all that is noble and true?

I'm not sure I understand the point of this article....or, to be fair, the purpose of the original interview

"I'm sorry Mr. Grow, but you've yet to meet the 1 year waiting period to sign this contract. Please come back next year after your graduating class has completed it's first year of college."

*Average Asian

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

"I don't care where I go, somebody hollers out at me 'I'm going to kill you.'" - John Chaney

"DUDE! ME TOO!" - George Zimmerman

But bring in the yellow or the neon green and you've got yourself a sweater fit only for irony.

Sometimes, the lowlight is more impressive than the highlight.

In the superfan's defense, he "only hates their niggers, not our niggers."

Gotta say, my favorite part was when the announcer called the fan "elderly." Being a fat, disorderly fuck from western Texas sure makes a guy look older.

Sounds like you've lived a full life.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?