TSA = Thousands Standing Around.

This is a terrorist wet dream. Thousands of people packed into a confined space, pre-security? All you have to do is shout, "HE HAS A BOMB!" to kill hundreds in the stampede? Thank you, security theater, for making us more vulnerable than ever...

Is this the first time there's ever been a sold out game at MetLife Stadium?

Someone has asked Jason Keidel to address the rumor that JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN —

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

That's his O face.

Old man and the Seahawks

It isn't about class. For me, it is about insecurity. You're going to the Super bowl, but you are so deeply insecure that you have to pile on a taunt too? Take your win and let the losers suck on it.

The game was over. Save your stale, old-fart whining about "class." It can't be called arrogance when the talk's backed up.

I don't know why we're acting so surprised about this. Hernandez has always been great at creating separation.

He traveled.

Can't tell if an 18-inch double-headed dildo falls under the pole/stick classification or noisemaker.

Mayor? Why not Hoiberg?!

Look, I don't know how Budweiser is connected, but I can tell you from things I heard from people who actually knew her that Terri Schiavo was a first class bitch. Not only did she frequently browbeat her husband in public, she was also rude to store clerks, restaurant waitstaff and even an off-duty fireman who once…

The stupidest part of this branding exercise is that Bud Light didn't take the opportunity to link their product with watery Seattle.

He is very Christian. Also, he needs to reconnect with his biological Korean mother.

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

bbwaa@aol.com

Yeah, okay... Let's all just ignore Adam Vinatieri's fashion-forward sweater/towel combo.

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