Ironically, this guy was able to get implants for such a dumb reason because he is friends with a crazy surgeon. Sorry, surgeon/gambler.

This guy was on an episode of the Man Show and when he unbuttoned his shirt he had pasties over his nipples. That threw me off. His nipples were fine for TV until they were ontop of female-looking breasts. But if he had just been a fat guy with a...meatier?(You know what I mean) bust, that also would have been fine.…

Do You Know What It’s Like to be Fired for Peyton Manning?

“If it’s any consolation Mrs. Leonsis, he never saw it coming and likely felt no pain.”

Carousel. Revolve. I see what you did there.

We’re all picking Gobblers, right?

I know this is a stupid big societal issue to bring up in a comments sections, but couldn’t ESPN’s profits/stocks dipping just mean that they are around their peak earnings (for now)? Just because a business isn’t constantly growing doesn’t mean it’s failing? If they’ve maximized their potentials, why isn’t staying in…

Exactly. Jose was (gradually) winding up for a swing, so to claim that he was “caught off guard” is a Trumpian move.

I’m sure we’ll be able to figure that out over the coming months when we see which country gets the most screwed by FIFA.

This is somehow the least annoying daily feature in the Gawkerverse. My power rankings from best to worst are :
1. The Cardinals lose
2. 500 Days of Kristin
3. XX Days and a Wake Up
4. Something being called a dumpster fire

This is an excellent point. Good cornbread will buckle your knees. If it’s dry or flavorless then you start to wonder if the person who brought it is some Russian mole sent to bring down a great American tradition.

Are we talking at a barbecue at someone’s house or while eating barbecue at a restaurant?

REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OR GTFO!

I myself have had to put my dong away because of a mishap at first base.

The Donger is offended.

I’m not that hip. I meant the shikshika gourd.

I nominate the gourd with the beads around it.

Double guitar.

I find that when I’m in the bathroom rubbing one out is when I’m the most hyper aware of every sound and movement around me. So zen.

YES! If you aren’t going to call fouls so “players can decide the game” then why not let them play after stepping out of bounds or double-dribbling? It’s the rule. Follow the rule. Why do we want to reward bad defense at the end of the game?