Titanic came out when I was in junior high, and this was the first movie I saw in the theaters with nudity. I had to sit in the second row, which was great for Kate Winslet’s topless scene. It is for these reasons that, to me, Titanic will always be pretty good.

Avata8?

It was a door. I have successfully won the debate by pointing out a minor factual error in your argument. Huzzah!

The intent is what makes it different. The physical act of standing and looking at something don’t make them equal. The context matters. Would you argue that a surgeon operating on a patient and a muderer stabbing someone are the same because they both involve someone putting a knife into someone else?

I assume his behavior of trying to get a cheer from the crowd with the “let’s hear it for me” move puts him on your naughty list.

+1 AAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Wait. Where was this at? College Station?

“My belt holds up my pants. My pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”
- Mitch Hedberg

Philly as good as Austin? Are you out of your fucking minds?

If Southern Miss was doing all of this and still had a crap team, don’t we have to assume that every team that is at least decent is doing this? Or was Southern Miss just terrible at capitalizing on their violations?

Telling a cop to F off is not a crime. I would bet that running in the street without obstructing traffic isn't a crime either.

Another person charged with resisting/obstructing arrest and nothing that would lead to an arrest?

+1k

“Hiring a man in his early 20s to supervise college age women lead to inappropriate relations? Who would have thought?” - every restaurant employee ever, sarcastically

Go Fightin' Whities!

I go months between haircuts. I get it cut short and then let it get a little shaggy. But I see other men who have short hair in the barber shop getting trims. Their hair length is what I’m getting mine cut to. They have to be in there every other week. Am I the only one who hates getting a hair cut? Why would I want…

His foot looks like it’s across the rubber, then he steps so it’s along the rubber, he does his foot tap, then throws. Nothing makes sense anymore.

You could have just posted a link to the Mythbusters episode where they do this.

Gibbons is right. First you can’t slap at a player when he’s tagging you, now you can’t wrap up the second baseman at the knees. Such a girls’ sport. Next thing you know, they’ll be turning Opening Day into some big event full of pageantry

“My dad taught me to tie a tie, and I’m the closest thing you have to a dad, so here you go.”