But how can soneone who refuses to meet his/her birth mother, which Reilly’s own daughter did, know what love feels like?

Neither. Vanilla doesn’t help. He has clearly stated “if you got A problem, yo I’ll solve it.” He only helps people with one problem. He is intimidated by Jay-Z’s dumpster fire* of a life.

In baseball you get tossed for arguing balls and strikes. Players still get around it with comments like “Oh, that was a strike?” But it’s well known that if you argue, you’re gone.

I’m always curious what the other refs are thinking. In the video you can see the back of another, but his posture certainly looks like it could be conveying “Come on, man. What are you doing?”

YOU’RE A PRISONER OF THE MOMENT!

Mrs. Mortensen has lodged similar complaints.

Even though I’m a Chiefs fan, every year I would scream at my TV for Johnson to get out of Houston, because he seems like a good guy who deserves to be on a competitive team.

Longhorn at 26?!? East Coast limousine liberalism rears it’s fedoraed head again.

There's no good night to be a Missourian.

Yeah, just like the refs helped KU against Wichita State, Northern Iowa, Bucknell, Bradley, oh god, why am I doing this to myself?

If you were the better team over the course of months of play, yes.

I care only about the conference tournament of my team’s conference. The NCAA tournament is fun because you see match ups of teams that wouldn’t normally schedule each other (among other reasons).

So, here’s something that will never happen. Get rid of one preseason game, make the regular season one week longer, but instead of adding more games add another bye week. You wouldn’t get more ticket sales, but you would get another week of televised games and players would get more rest. With the extra week you…

Why do the Oscar producers think we want hours of pageantry but loathe acceptance speeches linger than 30 seconds? I don’t want any goddamn dance numbers. I want to hear the best costume designer’s excited stream of thought speech. Let the winners talk, sing the best song nominees in their ENTIRETY, roll the in…

I would go back to 2001 and use that money to stop 9/11 LIKE A HERO!

You’ve never watched professional ultimate frisbee.

And he stole Pluto as part of reparations. #40AcreAndAnIcePlanet

Is my one true love also boning a goat? Can we have a threesome?

PUPPY

Some college coaches are able to remain objective