When you’re drunk and die do you think you’re still drunk when you get to heaven?

He hasn't retired yet!?

I believe this is what our friends in the UK call a twat.

Pierzynski is my least favorite player. Possibly of all time.

This is a fun game.

“Son, don’t bring me into your creepy bullshit.” - Good Christian Dad

Red, White & Truth sounds like a dumber, less funny Keith Olberman show. So...Whitlockian.

This chart is harder to follow than the puck on an SD CRT TV. AMIRITE, SPORTS FANZ?!?!

Son, you had better stop leanin’ on me.

Because it marks the end of foul territory. But then, I suppose it also marks the end of fair territory by virtue of being part of fair territory. It should be the Fairfoul pole. Or just The Pole.

I want this on a shirt to wear around DC. I wonder what the high five to yelled at ratio would be.

Oh no, Jeets.

University of Kansas. It’s best not to get into it.

Has anyone figured out what order these are coming out in? I thought it was by record, now i’m just confused.

As a Chiefs fan, I like the way you think.

We can't start new rivalries?

While we’re at it shouldn't we put Dallas, KC, and St. Louis in divisions that geographically make sense?

The Texans also have Romeo Crennel.

“To his credit, he is stubborn and unwilling to change.”

I just wanna know why Lamberts is being sued. THROWED ROLLS!