Just giving out some souvenirs.

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I randomly find 5 inch leg hairs. Just one that went for the glory.

Thad is a textbook hard knock.

The Zippo 200 sounds like a clown car race.

Every Eagles song.

That has to be true. I married a Mexican lady and have been a few times and it’s the only sport anyone cares about. Hell, I watch more Liga MX than MLS because it’s easier to find on my crappy Comcast Apartment pack. So, there you go. Anecdotal evidence.

You didn’t ask me, but I got half-baked opinions, too. Wouldn’t it just become (more) niche in the way hockey is?

Where the heck are the Why Your Team Suckses? I’m jonesin’.

Why do you always play the race car?

Switch?

Typical sex negative professional sports league. Everyone knows that if you are a man receiving oral sex (and there are no cuts/open wounds) the risk of contracting HIV from your partner are very slim. Doesn’t anyone else listen to Dan Savage?

Didn’t one of their players hit somebody? Must not be him, because he’s being nice to a child right here in this photograph.

What bothers me about the Royals, as a Royals fan, is that they do get hit by more pitches than most teams and would have legitimate cause to be angry, but they go overboard in their retaliation. If your guy gets hit and you want to hit/throw inside once against the opponent, fine. (Though the merits of that are…

As a Royals fan I just have to say, Yep.

Are his hands in his pockets? Classic sign that he disapproves of the draft and free agent signings.

“I could probably do that.” - Angel Berroa

When I saw his name, my mind couldn’t accept that he was involved in the trade so I read it as him reporting on the trade, and I thought “Oh cool, LaTroy Hawkins in a baseball reporter now.” He’s old. I’m old.

That WWE GIF doesn’t know what it’s talking about. It will also never be Royal...Rumble. See, you did a hard thing that I failed at.