I have friend who live in Milwaukee and I get the sense that it’s an underrated city.

I hear Forceps Banana is the Future of the Knicks.

LaMarcus and Anjelica really had something special.

I for one intend to embrace this new direction with arms wide open.

A lot of people don’t like their first job out of college.

But what happened with the kick? Did someone get a slip n slide header?

Both off the Cubs. Beautiful.

Vikings Future Arena League CB

Probably not.

He’s not a complete saint. You know at school the next day he tried to use this anecdote to get a girl to let him fingerblast her.

Get to the motherfucking point.

Please don’t use Poseidon’s name in vain.

Is this the official NBA definition?

their fans being a bunch of smarmy, phony assholes.

Last night I presented my friend with the FuckMarryKill combo of Joey Crawford, Marlins Man and Jeff Van Gundy. We both agreed that Joey needs to die. How does he still get put on playoff crews with his GLORY BOY attitude?

The King’s scepter.

Fuck that mom acting like her kid has a claim on any ball hit in his vicinity.

You slick sonofabitch! God what a comment. You deserve a cookie.

I know POTUS and FLOTUS and SCOTUS. But who is WOTUS?

I grew up/went to college in a PBR centric town, so I drank Hamms at the hipster bars to be contrarian.