Does soccer/fútbol stop the clock for nothing?! This is, what, 17 minutes of added time?

This comment it too real. I can’t handle it. I’m going to go cry into my bocce league shirt.

Her campaign signs were yellow and green, I kid you not. It’s like she wasn’t even trying to hide the fact that her plan was to steal our princess.

Last niiiiight on the Mass Piiiiiike
Thought I was losing you
Last niiiiight on the Mass Piiiiiiike
I fell in love with you.

Coworker? Hunter S. Thompson wrote for AOL?

Looking good, Mr. Kot-ter.

I think the runner on second assumed the third baseman would throw it back to second immediately which is why he stood there. The third baseman taking a second to realize he could get the third out is what made the runner look like he was doggin’ it...the right way.

Someone has to take a stand against BBQ invisibility.

It’s a BBQ restaurant called Rubbin’ Buttz owned by a Hispanic person, but way to assume that it was Mexican food because the owner is Latino.

How can you discuss Grantland when Phineas and Ferb has been cancelled?!

Will Deadspin renew it’s efforts to hire him?

Yeah, but he used to be very good at basketball, so you take the good, you tak the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life.

Someone suggested Air Supply and I kind of like it. I’m sure the band wouldn’t mind.

Why don’t you all leave Jon Favreau’s used car salesman uncle alone.

The Oracle GeorgeGee spake, and the prophecy has come true.

Hashtag: Doing the (Dark) Lord’s work.

I think every Royals fan, myself included, is just happy to be here. We got into the playoffs and then the World Series. Isn’t that something. Maybe I’ll streak, won’t that be nice? Also, we’re fat Midwesterners who can’t run fast. Our thighs rub together and lungs collapse.

He explains the concept behind each helmet and specifically why the Lakers only have numbers.

I would suggest that the Chiefs select Dan Marino instead of Todd Blackledge.

It was not a favor to people not allowed in the stadium because it was blacked out in the viewing area.