Seeing the picks on twitter before they’re said on TV gives me a big sad. But don’t you dare suggest I not look at twitter while I’m watching the draft, because now you’re infringing on my rights as an American.

Agreed. Sure it will be neat to have Ronaldo here, but why would I be excited to have MLS maintain its position as the league to cash an easy paycheck? Were the SF Giants fans high-fiving when Randy Johnson signed?

Everyone who thinks vibrate is the only acceptable ring option, and songs as tones are terrible, must be real fun to hang out with. Please, tell me how putting anything other than two (2) ice cubes in my whiskey is tantamount to spitting on Johnny Walker’s grave.

He wasn't already retired? I mean...yeah I follow sports.

But you don’t replay the first hole either. The round is over when you complete the final hole.

Batting around means all nine players get a plate appearance in one inning. So just nine. You went through the whole line up.

#yosted

I’m glad I have a job where a wrong number text doesn't result in a 99mph fastball to the elbow.

You’re right. No reason to enjoy this.

I feel like they could have played it off as tongue in cheek, like “we get it. We love soccer and we’re poking fun at people who gripe about the beautiful game. We’re hip.” Millennials love being ironic.

The Atlanta Braves and St. Louis Cardinals both have bids in to show this guy the right way to play baseball by throwing at his head.

She went with “I have a brain and you don’t”? She might want to save that one for the playground since only fourth graders qualify that as a sick burn.

Have you considered that he was trying to sneak onto the Dodgers team?

Glad to hear some drunk announcers.

It's always embarrassing when parents try to be friends with their kids' friends. Stop trying to be the cool mom.

This guy’s on a board of education? Let’s dig up his public work history and see if we need to pay to turn away from him at a public meeting.

Dulles is depressing to be in. It looks like a wood paneled 70s basement.

He managed to stay on his feet. I’m shocked.

They’ve got Shelbyville!

WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS ON THIS TRAIN?