“Can you believe that four years ago Gholston signed a big contract and today his value is considerably less? All he’s been doing is playing football. I better compare him to a food stuff so he knows he sucks” - Andrew Brandt

Boogers

Austin, brah. South by.

Because I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

Someone get him a masking agent.

in 2005 it unilaterally issued playoff bans to certain teams unless they dropped their American-Indian mascot

*panting*

You're all missing the real star: the Afro in the bottom left of that shot.

Face-bagged shitbutt?

I always saw him as more of a shit-faced buttbag.

Was there a riot?

I was hoping to be awarded with a golden ball.

By the time the shooter leans in to generate contact the defender had already landed and was on his feet, basically flat footed. Good no call.

I'm pretty sure I saw the Drellas open up for Bratmobile or Bikini Kill once.

The mere sight of Joey Crawford's shiny dome annoys me.

Preach!

+1. Fer reel

Solid defense, Cole!

I don't see why Deadspin makes offers to writers they trash and claim are horrible (Mariotti here and Bill Simmons when he was in timeout for ESPN). I know they're names that will bring readers, but why write about how much someone blows and then offer them work? If they blow won't your product blow.

It was probably the 7-2 game in 2007. The point is KC won and it wasn't close.