I am misremembering the score. It was between 6 and 8 to 0. I just didn't look it up. Because that wasn't the point.

Something like this must happen at every Nats game. I went to a Dodgers-Nats game a year or so ago and a it in front of me would stand up and yell "H.R. stands for home run!" whenever Hanley Ramirez cams to the plate. But then he help a person get their bag of peanuts back after dropping them in the Dodgers bullpen.…

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

Dear Andre,

He even jumps hunched over.

It's not Joey Tallywacker you're mad at. It's the sense of disconnection with your own family that has you feeling angry, but that anger has you too blind to see that...oh. Okay. Your name makes sense, now.

I think this is the ugliest court I've seen. Do players like playing on courts like this? It seems like it would be distracting. Maybe it isn't a factor, but E:60 should get on this.

As a KU fan, the worst part about football season, to me, is the semi-annual tradition of tearing down the goal posts. If we want to be holier than thou about court storming (and who doesn't?) then we need to chill out when we scrape together a football win.

As a Jayhawks fan, I would like to say he traveled, we were foul at the very end, ranked teams shouldn't be storming the court, and Country Roads is a stupid song to play after a win. West Virginia is a doodie head.

Weren't all of the performances on Bandstand lipsynched? He asked as though he weren't on a machine that connects to google and Wikipedia.

So it's a Bills Mark Sanchez jersey? INSIDER INFORMATION!

No one thought it could be done, but there you have it. A Westside Story/Super Bowl joke.

Deadspin is a great website. A website where I can bring my kids for some wholesome entertainment.

I've always liked Zarda's pulled otter sandwich.

Save? Is the KC zoo going to kill it? It's just moving.

How will I explain this to my kids after I hang it on their wall. Their room is Seahawks themed. I'm thinking about getting them a Fathead.

Such an aged 12-year-old.

I don't have anything funny or snarky to add. This is funny as hell. You deserve a Pulitzer or a chocolate milkshake.

God always struck me as more of a baseball fan. It's a good way to pass the eons.

Rigged, just like a real football league.