Maybe it was some back to nature thing and they were in Rock Creek Park.

Darlene from Roseanne goes to college.

It's nice that he backs up his Giants fandom by pointing out that haven't been to the playoffs in four years. Only a true Giants fan would know that!

Here I sit, broken hearted,

They dyed rice? Do they not know about brown rice?

You just called Goodell less human than a man who beat and humiliated a child. I'm not saying I disagree. I'm just saying that you said that, and it wasn't absurd.

I also can't wear contacts because I can't bring myself to put them in. Even thinking about it now makes my eyes water. Which is why I WEAR REGULAR GODDAMN GLASSES. Does he know contacts and surgery aren't the only options?

30% of KU football victories result in goalposts being torn down. 80% of those come against ISU.

If you don't ask then the universe won't manifest it.

Why the hell is she playing in China?

He already said "enjoy the rest of your life."

I've been furiously googling "Rusty Kuntz jersey." There's one result and it's $200. Why are the Royals not capitalizing?

I love the popcorn flying in the air at 1:50

Let's not poke the bear.

One time, in college, I was at the Oak Park Mall in KC, moping around a Forever 21 while my wife (girlfriend at the time) shopped for jeggings. Cole was there too, also looking miserable while his lady friend shopped. We gave each other "I feel your pain, hang in there" head nods. I also read an article about how he…

Guy with the red phone may be balding, but the hair he does have is luxurious.

WOOOO! ROYALS!

Yeah, dude, I'm on the field. We rushed the field!

If you've never had Gose before, I'd recommend trying one before committing to a six pack, if you can find a bar that had one on tap. I had Holy Gose at a bar and struggled through a pint. Granted, I'm a big puss, but you don't want to be stuck with five beers you can't finish.

I had the same thought. Or the informations they used wasn't really sport specific, just Facebook likes of a university. Because KU basketball would carry KU. Or KState fans don't know how to use Facebook.