Konerko probably drives a #F14t

Thinking, "Was this guy in NWA or Outkast?

I love it. Stadiums don't help cities as much as owners want people to think. And if a team moves, I can still follow them what with all the tubes and motherboards nowadays.

I downloaded it from iTunes, maybe 10 minutes ago.

+1 for trooph

Plus Olbermann's baritone lends a certain gravitas to everything that Simmons' voice cannot.

I respectfully disagree.

I'm confused too. They gave him clothes. That means he's free.

STOP WAVING, YOU GOOBER!

I assume your point is that white people lack coordination.

Ok. See, I hadn't scrolled down and didn't seen the other Jonathan Dwyer news item. So...

Haha. "Dog." Classic Mike Vick callback.

Johnny Crash (or Joanie Crash). Anna Biotic

Lawyered

Can't say that I approve of the new Monday Night Football theme.

Can I still illegally stream the games online? That's still a form of withholding my voting dollars.

Lebron is a Cowboys fan/bandwagoner, they're trying to lure him back.

The Cowboys are the NFL's version of Notre Dame. They haven't been competitively relevant in years, but they're still shoved down the nation's throat because unimaginative morons still want to watch them suck.