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Cricket!? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Wait, Deadspin needs tips from ATH's YouTube feed? You don't have someone on that? Because I watch them all the time, I could help you out. Bomani has a pretty good conspiracy theory about how Stevie Wonder isn't really blind. I'll go find the link.

I hate Fridays.

#YesAllSportsFans

Nothing will ever top Blowers' prediction.

What are her measurements? 38-34-32?

Well played.

Nothing gets me amped like Mass Pike.

OMG y'all. I have that 45 on my bookshelf.

Did you know that Bradford averages 12.25 games played per season? That number feels 4 times too big.

It's not his fault you didn't bring phone books to sit on.

Yeah. Lick the tip for me, baby. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Jeets.

This was a pretty dark entry in the series.

Why would Zygi Wilf help with this? Dan Snyder just said the other owners have been overwhelmingly supportive of the name, that none opposed it. Was Dan Snyder lying to us?

Do you mean to say that it's impossible to change as a person and to become more socially aware? I think the name should be changed and I'm white, but just because I didn't feel that way 20 years ago doesn't mean I'm disingenuous. It means that as a 10-year-old I wasn't thinking about such things.

I remember the Royals played the Mariners in that game. They wore gold unis I think. Even 6th grade me was not impressed.

Yeah. They tell you why your team sucks for the enjoyment of everyone else. And every team is covered. It works.

So...are you a Colts fan or not?

The Lebron James of broadcasters