So glad you saw this already. Was about to post it to Twitter, but I’m sure I was beaten to the punch on that too.

I fondly remember your line “You are describing a cloud. That is literally a cloud.” Where are you writing now?

Apparently Ballaban doesn’t read your site!

ARE YOU FINALLY WILLING TO ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND SHILLARY PAID YOU TO BESMIRCH THE CHEMTRAIL PIONEERS

Amazing. You guys used Mesereau’s image of the impending storm, but you can't pay him to actually contribute his insight about the storm.

He’s still funny. Hope he starts posting more at the new site.

Miss you Dennis

I think getting laid off from Gawker broke something in Dennis...and made him even better.

I’ll be forthcoming and say I wasn’t totally sure how Dennis fit in the mix when he was here, but I’ve been reading his twitter for a few days - which has been excellent - and regret that I didn’t appreciate his stuff while it was around.

Check it out!

Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

How fucking awesome would it be if God really did look like Dobby? Like, a magical cloud slowly floats down from the sky and off hops this little Yoda looking creature all “Guys, what are you doing? I didn’t write that. Stahp!”