Aaliyah (RIP Baby Girl) would still be with us.

You should try cursing in articles about religion and see what happens. My own mother wouldn’t even share my Quiverfull article, the first article I ever had published on Gawker, because of “the bad word in the title.”

Biased in favor of... facts?

0 degrees farentheit is really cold. 100 degrees is really hot. How often are you measuring the temperature of boiling water?

If you read this article as anything other than sympathetic to Simmons for getting royally fucked over by ESPN, I think you’re bringing your own biases to it rather than spotting ours.

Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

The Savannah market is only behind places like Orlando, Jacksonville, and Ft. Myers in its interest in PGA golf by TV ratings, which is why this is so hilarious. A lot of people watching were legitimately invested in the outcome of that tournament!

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

If you would've taken the time to read the article, you would have found that not only was the plane manufactured in Brazil, but is owned and operated by a Brazilian company. It is completely Brazilian. Some might say, its a Brazilian plane. The reason for the Union Jack is to to honor England for their order of many…

I know that feel, darlin'. All too well.

I'm just seeing Blue dots and lines....