This is excellent 

He is being accused of walking around naked, barely covering his dick with a hand towel. And all reports state that the accuser isn’t looking for money, nor pressing charges, so she gains nothing by this. If you want to hide behind race on this issue, it should be stated that the woman who is accusing him of rape and…

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Totally. I have them in my NBA Medical and Training Staff Fantasy League, and I’m killing it.

Why are you assuming it wasn’t intentional?  That’s EXACTLY the sort of thing a minor league team would do to draw interest.

well in that case we have to be enemies

He doesn’t know what’s going to happen, though. He can’t see the future, so far as we know. Only the past and the present. 

I didn’t see the game, but that must explain why they gave up 85 points in the second half: The Warriors looked three years old.

Barkley doesn't play for the jets my friend... 

I’m shocked that you would so readily share such a deeply embarrassing exchange.  Do you think you come off as the intelligent one in the above conversation?

Samer, did a colleague hack your account and post this under your name? Why would you actually post this willingly? It’s not a good look.

Congrats, Samer. You managed to make Bret Stephens look more reasonable and likable than you.

It’s really interesting that you would send hate mail that in my opinion looks like something that belongs in dead letters. The timing is weird too, given that Dead Letters was published today.

Unfortunately Samer, you did get owned here. Thoughts and prayers. 

This should have been a Dead Letters entry.

Good heavens — you send the guy the sort of shallow, witless emails one might expect out of any college humanities freshman ... and you think this exchange somehow makes you look *good*?

I have read this. I appreciate you writing in.

I’m not sure this will be read, but I ask that you reconsider an article (and future articles) that glorifies and fetishizes food that only exist because of unimaginable amounts of suffering and cruelty.