I like that you had to qualify that, like you're worried AB might show up at your door and challenge you without giving you a chance to stretch. 

If I could quit my shitty job and go ride a bike I would [but instead I’ll signal my superiority by mocking these people who were brutally murdered].

I suggest you try letting go of some of your resentment. You’ll feel better and probably become less of a prick.

There really are just two kinds of people when it comes to coed sports: people who think the primary purpose is to have fun, and people who think the primary purpose is to win. When I play, yes I try to play well and hope to win, but I would never intentionally spoil someone else’s fun for the sake of winning. In this…

This is why no one likes the IT guy.

A-So, as in “That Veronica Vaughan is one fine piece of AYSO.”

Why would you punch her in the face? She actually voted for Hillary. Are Hillary stans now demanding that everyone swear an oath of allegiance to her? Was Hillary better than Trump? Absolutely. But democracy doesn’t mandate unquestioning fealty to your party’s nominee. Your friend did her duty. Move on with your…

Or, ya know, vote for the best candidate.

Brilliant

I’m not sure it would be a good PR move for Uber to have a known sexual predator giving rides to unwitting customers. 

This doesn’t seem like that rare of a combination.

This is the internet, you don’t need permission to be a superficial asshole (see top comments from other assholes above.)

You sure about that?

Have you been paying attention at all for the past year? This type of abuse is a symptom of power. Bringing it to light leads to a loss of power, which leads to a reduction of abuse, both by this asshole and by other current and would-be abusers.

There is precedent for this usage of “jackpot”:

I don’t think underrated is the right word. Anyone who follows baseball even casually knows he’s the best in the game. He’s just not as famous to the general public as a superstar of his caliber should be.

I’m sorry you are so unhappy.

Why is everyone on the internet instinctively shitty to everyone else?

Yes, don’t forget to judge his body!

My favorite thing about every Pens win over the Caps is hearing Caps fans whine the next day about Pierre, the refs, Sid, the Zambonis, the clouds . . .