STOP BLAMING THE VICTIM!

*bested

Any coach worth a shit will teach you that leading with your head down/crown of your helmet is extremely dangerous.

I “quit” several times using nicotine lozenges, but then I just got hooked on those. I found they just extended the withdrawal cycle and perpetuated the feeling of dependence. When I finally quit for good, I just went cold turkey. In my opinion, that’s the best way to go.

Vlad is one of my favorite advocates.

Jesus, dude. Calm down.

And yet your headline matter-of-factly states that he said what you don’t believe he actually said.

Let’s all laugh at the old loser who thinks he’s still good!

Out of curiosity, how many times a day do you fantasize about being a cowboy?

The single most important quality I look for in political leaders is pettiness.

“Katz joked about Smith suing the company and Portnoy implied Smith would be too stupid to sue someone.”

This exchange is just adorable. I mean that sincerely.

I cannot imagine how a $40 shave could possibly be worth every penny.

“Goodell wants to reassure you that Dan Snyder cares deeply about Naive Americans.”

Three, actually. Unless Trump actually began devouring himself from boredom and lack of attention.

But Ball’s shtick no longer qualifies as crazy ancillary under-the-radar stuff. All the dude cares about is exposure, and Deadspin just adds another layer. There’s nothing subversive about that.

And Lavar Ball

Yearling in this context definitely refers to the bovine variety.

We get it, you’re a Pats fan.

Both the twitter jackassery and his hit on Burfict were hilarious. Fuck Burfict. He had it coming more than anyone in the history of having things coming.