Do yourself a favor and find a store that has fresh ground or allows you to grind your own. You’ll never go back to jarred.

Benny gives him a Cubs hat and tells him to burn the fish hat.

An artist’s choice not to use her real name based on her belief that we should not consider biographical details when considering her work does not immunize her from legitimate literary analysis. Her position is worth discussing, but it comes with the territory of free press that you don’t get to just opt out of…

You should try smoking weed sometime. Might help with your anger issues.

You’re slipping

This kid sneaking into a basketball game is the downfall of America.

You’re also a douche. So there’s that.

Nope. Check again. That only applies to question marks and exclamation points.

Sea sickness is the worst type of vomiting hands down. Unlike the other types listed here, vomiting from sea sickness doesn’t even make you feel better. You just keep dry heaving for hours. It’s hell.

Yeah, let’s hear what the KKK has to say about it. All opinions are valid, right?

Can’t tell if this is a legit hot take, or if you are being facetious. Is the implication that the team has stopped trying to win because their owner is an asshole?

This sounds a lot like a “reasonable mistake of fact” defense. Generally, sexual assault is engaging in a sexual act with someone who does not consent. But it’s a defense to an allegation of sexual assault if he believed at the time that she was consenting, and under the circumstances his belief was objectively…

In the video, they say it’s not a balk because he does it every time. I assume they’re referring to this rule comment:

The joke is that she’s a lesbian?

Report: NFL Team Not Bound By Contract Signed By Other NFL Team.

I disagree with Sherman on the personal fouls issue. “If you don’t play, you can’t understand personal fouls” is how assholes justify being assholes on the field. I’ve played lots of football. Some people can control their tempers in the heat of the moment. Some can’t. Those who can’t should be taken out of the game…

What happened to your weekly beer reviews, Will? They were a beacon of light in the sea of craft beers.

I don’t want to be a pedant either, but “different things” and “VERY different things’ are two VERY different things.

Throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...baby you got a stew goin’!

Um...what is your definition of evidence? Because in most U.S. courts, a guy saying “My company sent a controlled substance to Manning’s wife” would certainly be relevant evidence in a prosecution against Manning for wrongful use of the controlled substance. Wouldn’t be enough for a conviction by itself, but it would…