That’s because, deep down, you know that this is a stupid clickbait article and that the planet in Starfield has nothing to do with Halo at all.  Hell, they don’t even look the same from orbit.  There’s no easter egg here and that’s why snark keeps creeping into your post.

I’m 6'2" and my wife is 5'3". It’s either uppies or we re-enact the “how to talk to short people” meme which she hates but I think is WILDLY hilarious.

This may not be accurate for all short players, as they likely have alternative means they consider ‘proper’ for kissing their real life loves.

Don’t you mean it’s “brutal down here”?

As a 5’3” short king, I can confirm we actually can’t kiss our lovers. I’m always asking men for uppies before we smooch and it still doesn’t work. It’s brutal out here.

Right? Like Kotaku is a gaming culture website and it makes articles centered around gaming. And guess what’s pretty big in gaming right now? Streamers.

If Kotaku has change, it’s because the culture has change.  Not that hard to understand.  

Correct, the mod was not used by either of the players but instead by the spectator user that was streaming the match.

The worst part is that the new heroes in 2 are fun, but the rest of the game took a hit. It’s hard to enjoy events now that you can only work towards unlocking a single ‘average’ skin while the rest are locked behind paywalls. Some of the battlepass skins are great, particularly the mythic ones that (relatively…

Given how old this service is, maybe time for a name change to paleopets

Okay, but where’s the pair of pants to...uh...play along....with Baldur’s Gate 3?

Two words: Femme Joker. Not ideal, still kind of cringe. However, totally different vibe. Not excessively sexualized, just woman joker, suit, hair and all. 

I swear, it’s like Sony sometimes thinks, “Microsoft is showing their ass!  Quick, they need to see ours!”

A better analogy would be while passing the gun you get struck by lightning.

Problem is they had to at least announce something when they release the new system (like Forza) because they didn’t really have anything new for people to play.

And that’s why Xbox is keeping it hush on Fable, Avowed, Perfect Sark, State of Decay 3, and Gears 6. They’ve learned from past mistakes. But then, gamers online will speculate that they’ve been cancelled or development isn’t going well and sometimes will force some kind of announcement prematurely with enough online…

Not gonna lie, it would only feel “right” if he was both.

The struggle between workers vs owners, I wonder where else I can read about that

This is the truth , Kotaku/Io9/the rest of them are a nightmare though without adblockers , plus they have a chumbucket section using Taboola , which is the scummiest of the scummiest ad companies, If I couldnt block their slimey content I’d just give up on the site completely.

If anything, it’s extra mint. haha

I see.  I was confused.