Maybe these white dudes should just be so good at what they do that they can’t be ignored, y’know?  Pull themselves up by their bootstraps and whatnot.  

Dear fellow white people,

Take your star, you magnificent sonuvabitch.

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I’d have tried to add something like “all characters created as part of these promotional streams will be deleted” to that reddit post if I possibly could’ve (to address the ladder headstart concerns) but maybe there’s some facet of this that I’m missing.

This isn’t about translations. Someone in Japan published the Japanese dialogue of a Japanese manga on a Japanese site for other Japanese people to read for free.

My first thought was “could we please have a puzzle game that isn’t about depression or relationships or dying of cancer or some goddamn thing?” Like, sometimes I just want to figure out how to make rules do a thing without recovering from personal trauma. And let’s be real, in the years following Braid it’s become…

I feel like this was a waste of the names. They look nothing like their namesakes, not even a shared color scheme. What are you going to do now when you find that new species iridescent blue beetle with feathery antenna, Entomologists? Huh? Name it after Articuno? You can’t! You jumped the Sharpedo on this one in your…

Yes.

Unless the developer is bad at their job, anytime a game involves any sort of real money transaction in exchange for game mechanics, the game has been designed to push players towards those transactions.

Stock Market Big-Wig: Hey son? How much do you think Roblox is worth?

You can make the mountain peak with only rocks.

Rockstar Alert Level: *****

I was actually kind of surprised that it wasn’t just a string of double entendres. It’s pretty chaste by 90s’-promo-Lara standards.

Nope, you’re not. Daikatana sunk an entire studio and was unplayable in any form. CP2077 made close to half a billion dollars on release weekend, is by all accounts really great on a sufficiently powerful machine, and will likely make $1-2b when all is said and done, even after the refunds and the drama.

Coming fall 2022, the latest expansion to Blizzard’s popular MMORPG: 

... ... ...a plasma sword? really? I mean...I know Bethesda is bad about following lore...but now the Brotherhood of Steel not only existed years before they were canonically established...And traveled halfway across the country...but now they also had access to plasma weapon manufacturing and created a weapon that…

It was the sound and atmosphere and sound of the game. I remember a Namco game that was surprisingly decent first person action punching game.  I can’t remember the stupid name though lol

I like Obama and all that, but the man went through this entire interview without talking about how his TV ratings were, the size of his election victory, or how much people love him.

I'd add a small addendum to one tip: don't worry about it if you suck at parrying. I've finished every souls game able to count on one hand the number of enemies I've parried, I'm terrible at them and I can't get a backstab off to save my life, and it's not a big deal.