Did you know about Cherry Pie before you went there? I’ll bet so, therefore famous. I rest my case.

I wish I could move the difficulty more from the order complexity to the environmental difficulty. I enjoy struggling against the environment, I don’t enjoy the food memorization and complex order of operations.

Hey, no worries man, sometimes these things just flop. I was curious, but I get wanting to just let these things die down to move on to the next try. Good luck man!

Apologies, the tl;dr is: What’s the joke’s premise? ‘Gays are easily offended’ isn’t a common stereotype, so I fear I may be missing the joke.

If only we had known that the Jared his username referenced was actually Subway’s.

Just to clarify, is the joke that Gay people universally only see reasons to be offended? Or were you unaware that Queer is slang for homosexual? I would have thought that the go-to offensive joke would be something about only seeing men or something more playing off the whole gay thing.

“They [Old Navy] had us standing in the back not to be seen”

A lot of damning stuff, but this line “Danger is everywhere in the form of predators, but you can never interact directly with them, only respond to clumsy QTEs.” alone was an instant deal breaker.

If you can use the console, I bet the Skyrim Any% time is pretty short.

I am certain almost any KFC would add a scoop of gravy if requested.

I feel like maybe you’re making fun of me, I thought we were on the same side?

Right, it’s like when people get mugged, why were you walking outside!? All issues would be resolved if we just stopped doing what was useful to meet our goals, and instead stopped wanting things or to do things.

Allegedly because Dominick doesn’t have proof.

The feel between the different robotpants is fantastic. I wish the game could have been interesting enough to be worth spending time with over Warframe. I hope they can pull a NMS and surprise everyone with a great game.

You can magic into an existence a single game from any series made by any team. (e.g. Zelda made by From Software). What would you pick?

Who at Kotaku is still playing Overwatch? What do you think about Sigma? How do you feel about Role Lock?

Does this hierarchy still stand today, or do you feel this has shifted with the culture?

I literally JUST bought GTA 5, seconds ago. What’s the first thing I should do?

This is almost so egregious that it could be convincingly revealed later to be a parody account satirizing ‘Influencers’.

Oh man, I literally clicked this article to express the same thing. I would buy Battlefront II and all content that can be used in Galaxy Conquest immediately if they added that.