something...something...wad to the head

I was told by my doctor that the disc tissue is consistent with, you guessed it, crabmeat.

Is it a sandwich?

Wow...this is some executive level UVA hatred.

Don’t be too tough on Vazquez...it’s just a minor infraction.

“...because the harder you hit it the more English you get”?

...been here long?

Think of the children...what kind of behavior are we exposing them to

Serious question from a Jets fan of 40+ years...what’s a Luke Falk?

To the GOP, “socialism” is just a word used to divide and attack. There is likely an infinitesimal percentage of those on the right who could explain 1) What socialism is; and, 2) How AOC is a socialist. (Hint: “Because she believes in clean energy” is not the correct answer)

They say that tie games are like kissing your sister. I just say another night with Pornhub’s trending videos.

Not necessarily on topic, but I saw the Stones recently at FedEx and they were awesome. Keep rocking, gents.

OMFG...I hope he’s ok...

No, the Chargers will play Ekeler - who is a pretty decent RB - and leave Gordon twisting in the wind

Multiple homicide? Guns involved? Just another day in America.

Cool idea, and Carli Lloyd should be given the opportunity if she wants to try. However, if an NFL team is really going down that road wouldn’t it make more sense to invite the top men’s soccer players to kick? I respect the ability of Lloyd, Morgan, Ertz, etc. but I suspect that a top US or international male soccer…

Wow...took 100 or so comments for someone to nail it. Home runs are fun, but a line drive single is cool too. It’s that, and 8 pitch at-bats that last 2-3 minutes

Nice pic...Popeye’s meets Pornhub

I only go to Captain Hook’s Fish ‘n’ Chips

There is literally nothing DJT won’t lie about