Love Frankie. A solid, solid guy who’s stretched average talent into a 10+ year MLB career...and a World Series champion

Just prepare it with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, then about ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone.

Sisco = No kids

Yeah, I’m getting right on that

Diamond Club seats. Free beer and buffet throughout the game. In fact, if I remember correctly, you can hang out and have a few for the road AFTER the game.

+1 Conference of Champions 

They should have played skins!

Gee, Ben, ya’ know there’s an abhorrent and vile racial slur associated with the word porch...thankfully you left that one alone (but it probably wasnt easy)

Now this? As if the country didn’t already have enough problems to deal with!

Mayfield is fucking crazy, and that’s a good thing. Goodall must be checking the bylaws to see if having an actual personality is finable.

Not necessarily. You always want the “table setter” leading off. The guy who gets on base any way possible, with doubles potential and/or speed an added bonus. Think, Ricky Henderson, Rose, Ichiro, Rock Raines. Admittedly, a recent trend is to put your best overall hitter at leadoff, like Springer or, sometimes, Judge.

Not really on point, but for some reason “John Scampi” always pops into my head

Hawt Take: There WILL be some sketchy shit going on

It’s trendy. Isn’t that all that matters these days?

Every comment here was at lest a foot high and outside. The answer is that the Big 3 (Tanaka, Happ, and Paxton) need to step up, work harder and pitch better. These are all front line guys. Happ was 7-0 with a 2.69 ERA for New York last year for fuck sake. They need to be 6 innings, 3 runs every game like they are…

He could have at least sent a gift basket to them

Mrs. Wright was fucking the gardener...?

• On a hot day, an ice-cold 7 oz. bottle of Miller High Life straight out of a cooler is one of the best things in this world.

Burger, please...

Would not have predicted that photo!